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Voici donc toutes les répliques cultes de la Saison 2 en VO (la VF arrivera dans quelques mois) sur une seule et même page.
[Je rappelle que les répliques ne se suivent pas et qu'il ne faut pas les lire comme un dialogue.]
Cam : You think Brooks Brothers had each other's backs like this ?
Ben : Would it be weird if I asked little man where he got his boots?
Ben : You think like, I'm too nice to make it as a designer ?
Julie : Wow, weren't you just practicing being edgy on my ass ?
Kappo : My boy Rich, from Temple Israel, practically running ROC Nation right now.
Kappo : One of you needs to get shot. OK you could go with the classic, hookers and blow.
Ben : My mom can't be our only customer guys.
Cam : All I see are a bunch of d**ks.
I'm Good, 2x01.
Ben : We've been outsiders our whole life, I want in.
Kappo : Jewish hippies from Newton Mass. in town for a Jack Johnson concert. Dude you stand to make a fortune. Only thing is their in Chappaqua, it's a schlep.
Cam : See only formula my moms taught me was for Crystal Light and vodka.
Kappo : I'll marry her yesterday.
Tim : God I can't believe you sold out of this garbage so fast and I thought selling heroine was easy.
Rene : Well you better get real creative, fast! Can you hear me now ?
Kevin : And stop being cheap with the Bacardi, you're not the only spot in town with Direct TV you know what I mean ?
Ben : Don't be afraid to double up.
Julie : Crispy, yet delicious and nutricious.
In or Out, 2x02.
Rene : Sometimes I feel like God doesn't want me to win legitimately.
Protester : What the f**k is a rasta monsta ?
Wilfredo : I'm the Rasta Monsta motha f**ka !
Rene : What happened to ride or die ?
Wilfredo : Yo I feel like I wanna live today though.
Rachel : I want it to feel like my body doesn't exist.
Lulu : If you saw my last boyfriend you'd probably agree.
Cam : What, did he wear guy-liner or something ?
Lulu : He wore a tunic and a cape.
Cam : I might wear a cape for you.
Ben : I have to give you something for this, this is too much.
Rachel : It was like, I got it for nothing and I mean it was Paris, Louis Vuitton grows on trees over there.
Ben : I gotta paint a sign for a donut shop out in Bed-Stuy.
Cam : Alright, Brooklyn in the building ?
Ben : It's a vegan donut shop called Funkin Fauxnuts.
Cam : Ah nah, Brooklyn not in the building.
Ben : Who knew she had an ass like that ?
Cam : I did, listen you want me to come over and brain storm with you ?
Kappo : I want to throw up on your face right now.
Money, Power, Private School, 2x03.
Kappo : When I was little I used to dream Dr. Huxtable would adopt me.
Domingo : Fam, it's not even like that.
Lulu : You smell like my father. We need to take a shower.
Ben : I've got a couch with your name on it, should you ever need it.
Kappo : You can't live in an imaginary world and find something real.
Rene : You're a good woman and you give a hell of a wake up call.
Domingo : What time do you guys need me to get my Zoolander on ?
Ben : Ten ?
Domingo : A.M. ?
Rachel : I gotta be at work in thirty minutes.
Domingo : You see that's why I'm self employed. I'm already at the office.
It's Not Even Like That, 2x04.
Tim : What are you gonna do at home ? Live vicariously through a real housewife of who gives a f**k ?
Kappo : It's my pleasure Kiersten.
Kristen : I'm Kristen.
Kappo : Yeah !
Kristen : You said Kiersten.
Kappo : F**kin' love you girl !
Rene : You know you keep talkin' that s**t, I'm gonna smack a dress out of you.
Kappo : Wow total disrespect for the Dom. I gotta respect that.
Kappo : Young Gekko, call me Young Gekko !
Tim : I'm gonna Coppola the s**t out of this place. I'm gonna put all these hipsters to work for me making wine.
Lulu : He runs on weed dealer time.
Rene : Rasta Monsta is for the children.
Nancy : One night in New York is like a month in St. Louis time.
Kiersten : Those neanderthals are F the F up !
Kristen : So dirty, but you know what ? I kind of love it !
Mofongo, 2x05.
Yosi : When you're young you have ideas and no money. When your old you have money and no ideas.
Ben : I used to look at it like it was mocking me. Tonight I feel like I got a shot.
Rene : Those aren't even real dreads. They ain't rasta they imposta.
Cam : You never knew anybody who got brought in for questioning?
Cam : Are all Israelis Jewish ?
Ben : I don't know.
Cam : That's your motherland right there. How you not know about your peoples ?
Ben : You're married ?
Nancy : Yes of course.
I'm Sorry, Who's Yosi ?, 2x06.
Rene : Delivery ! Somebody order a beatdown ?
Rachel : Oh my god, do you know about the mole people that live beneath the city ? It's like straight Narnia down there man.
Ben : It's not about the money.
Nancy : Yeah well it should be.
Rene : What are you f**king Matlock now ?
Rene : Since when do you trust White Boy Chi Chi ?
Robin : I do need you to go see Karen Bender in legal.
Rachel : Uh,OK.
Robin : She's going to tell you that you're fired...cute shoes.
Ben : Hey you want me to hold on to this for you ?
Kappo : No I don't ! That's my bubby's.
The Friction, 2x07.
Cam : F**k what the universe has planned. I spoke English as a second language, I dropped out of high school and I never doubted once that we weren't going to make it.
Tim : I'm actually pretty good with commitment. Plus Heather is into the idea of threesomes, it's just too bad she didn't find you attractive.
Rene : Love will change your life if you let it. It just happened to me.
Domingo : Yo, the safe word is pumpkin, aight ? I hear that s**t, I'm kicking in that door ! Just me and my bitch.
Tim : How's Crunch ?
Ben : Crisp ? It's good.
Tim : Alright Cam I'll see you later man.
Edie : Is that my former heir apparent who threw it all away to to go bang DJ's in Ibiza ?
Kappo : Money, right yeah it matters, but it's one piece of the puzzle. Let me tell you something. Sometimes who you are doing business with is a lot more important than the business that you are doing.
What's in a Name ?, 2x08.
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